I kicked an iPod because I'm cool like that

Got this from Karen... Obviously it's from an email but what the heck

This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with in the subject line and forward to your friends....and also, send it back to the personthat sent it to you!!!!

Pick the month you were born:
January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I smoked
April - I did the Macarena with
May - I choked on
June - I murdered
July - I dry humped
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I sang to
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 - a birdbath
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - a Mexican
6 - a gangster
7 - my dog
8 - my cell phone
9 - my best friends' boyfriend
10 - my neighbor
11 - my science teacher
12 - a football player
13 - a fireman
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - myself
20 - a baseball bat
21 - a ninja
22 - Chuck Norris
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a banana
26 - my brother
27 - my sister
28 - an iPod
29 - a permanent marker
30 - a llama
31 - A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because I'm cool like that
Black - because that's how I roll
Pink - because I'm NOT a homosexual
Red - because the voices told me to
Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green - because I hate myself
Purple - because I'm cool
Gray - because I was drunk
Yellow - because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange - because I hate my family
Brown - because I was high
Other - because I'm a ninja
None - because I can't control myself

Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and forward to your friends. And don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you.