Googlism

Found out about this site while I was blog-hopping last week. I just tried out my name. Here are the results. I edited some of the things that came out dahil bomalabs naman...as in nonsense.

Googlism for: cris

cris is making a weird face (hahaha! weirdo talaga)
cris is to determine exactly what material is accelerated by these shock waves (galing ko naman)
cris is open 7 days a week 365 days a year (parang 7-11)
cris is not responsible for any misrepresentation by any client upon application for membership )yes i'm not)
cris is now a passionately kissing young woman (hehehe)
cris is also open on a broad international level and have today contacts and partners in north america (sabi nga open 7 days a week, 365 days a year e harharhar)
cris is also on a voluntary basis (ay syempre naman kahit na open ako palagi)
cris is a pleasure to teach (naks! fast learner kasi ako)
cris is carried on the side (hahaha pano kaya yon? di pwedeng ipasan, sa side lang ako pwede bitbitin)
cris is a strange one (ok, ok i admit it!)
cris is not as large as that for world news (huwat?!?! i'm not worthy?)
cris is responsible for planning and presenting strategic technologies (galing, galing)
cris is the newest addition to the unu's international network of research and training centres and programmes (newest addition daw o!)
cris is a registered orthopaedic technologist doing part time at the scarborough grace hospital (part time lang ha)
cris is connecticut's talking newsstand for the blind and print (uy! sign ba itech?)
cris is provided by various sources including the state of connecticut board of education and services for the blind (isa pang sign! haha)
cris is an information research service which provides research assistance on any topic (part time orthopedic, part time researcher? kaya pala ko open 24/7 e)
cris is my best friend in the states (wala pa ko sa states =P)
cris is patient (di ata kapani-paniwala)
cris is your ideal spokesperson (hahaha jusme! bakit naman?)
cris is the invasive plant specialist for the new york state office of the nature conservancy (sign talaga o...kanina connecticut ngayon naman new york..medj malapit-lapit sila ha)
cris is certainly there (yes i am, 7 days a week, 365 days a year hahahaha)
cris is very bright (naks!)
cris is capable of playing just about any style of music you care to name (ay sus! kayang-kaya ko yan!)
cris is 2500 rmb or about $330 a month plus a nice bonus for traveling (bonus ako for traveling? kya pala m not worthy of world news i'm only worth that much. mygawd!)
cris is online either by phone or web (yes, yes)
cris is a junior majoring in anthropology (working student ang drama)
cris is preparing for her florida tour (how i wish that i'm really preparing)
cris is gay u can tell by just looking at him (ay manash! kafatid!)
cris is certainly not new to the search dog community (yes, i can search for your dog 7 days a week, 365 days a year, kulit!)
cris is pure talent (capable of playing just about any style of music nga e..pure talent talaga!)
cris is 33 percent gay (hahaha! so may 67% probability pala na straight ako)
cris is an associate of the financial planning association of australia (huwaw!)
cris is a featured columnist in filemaker advisor magazine writing about such topics as citrix (ano yung citrix?)
cris is authorized to deal with problems at any retirement home in ontario (yes i'm authorized)
cris is a great girl (awwww!!)
cris is still getting used to being married to one of the hottest stars in the world (OMG! who is he?!?!? hahaha)


Ayan nagising na ko dito sa office dahil sa mga kalokohan ko hehe